WWCBD?

One of the most annoying of all the people with whom I am forced to interact professionally is obsessed with and fancies herself a real-life version of Sarah Jessica Parker circa Sex and the City. The worst part of her obsession involves her use of strappy sandals as a visual aid of her love of SJP. As she could never afford Manolos or Jimmy Choos, she buys her strappies at Pay Less. My favorite pair is fuschia. She wears these with boring pants and button down shirts and oh, did I mention that she's about as feminine as Pat on SNL? And has the same body type? That's right...imagine Pat in khakis and a button down white blouse and fuschia strappy sandals from PayLess. Now, brace yourself. She NEVER gets a pedicure. Never even paints her own toenails, not even something boring like Ballet Slippers. Instead, she cuts her toenails as short as they will go without bleeding. And she has that white white skin that is so very white and never gets any color and is always very white with the chewed up toenails. God help me.